Kids Say The Darndest Things . . .

Sammie would kill me if she knew I was putting this on, but here goes. The other day she was with me in Target. As we were heading out the doors, we passed a girl headed in. She had an itty-bitty waist, and very large (uh, let's just say, cleavage). The cleavage was very apparent as she had a low cut, fitted black tank top on. I noticed, but didn't say anything.

However, Sammie must have noticed too, because once we were outside, she made the comment, "She must have had b--- transplants!" (Honey, I think you mean implants).