You know you're the mother of a two-year-old (from h*#!) when you experience the following at the grocery store:
A. Getting slapped across the face because you won't give in to the demand for candy;
B. Your child decides to "show you" and throws a glass bottle of teriyaki sauce onto the cement floor (and it shatters EVERYWHERE); or
C. All of the above
Needless to say, he's not on my "good list" at the moment. Is it no longer "politically correct" to beat your child in public?!
**Disclaimer: I cannot be held liable for the things I just said. If you have ever been the mother of a little boy who is two, please don't judge too harshly.
La Salvation
4 years ago
3 comments:
This must be a hypothetical situation. Surely you cannot be referring to your little angel???
As for me, my two-year-old is perfect, so I have no idea what you're talking about. Ha!
Sounds about as bad as Carly calling a black man "monkey" and Tyler pronouncing "truck" with an "F".
HA HA! If it makes you feel any better...it's not just two year old boys who have issues. My little "princess" sure as hell isn't always sugar and spice.
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